Party Launch · Live Since 16 May 2026
A political party for the people the system forgot to count. Five demands. Zero sponsors. One large, stubborn swarm.
Chapter One
We are not here to set up another PM CARES, holiday in Davos on the taxpayer's salary slip, or rebrand corruption as "strategic spending." We are here to ask — loudly, repeatedly, in writing — where the money went.
Build a party for the young people who keep getting called lazy, chronically online, and — most recently — cockroaches. That's it. That's the mission. The rest is satire.
Read Our Vision →"They tried to step on us. We came back."
Together · Resilient · Unstoppable
Membership is free, lifelong, and revocable only by you. No fees. No selfies with the leader. No "missed call to register."
The Manifesto · Filed: Public Record
Non-negotiable. Print them, frame them, argue with your uncle about them.
If the CJP comes to power, no Chief Justice shall be granted a Rajya Sabha seat as a post-retirement reward.
If any legitimate vote is deleted — in any state, of any party — the Chief Election Commissioner shall be held criminally accountable. Taking away a citizen's vote is no less than terrorism.
Women shall receive 50% reservation, not 33%, without increasing the strength of Parliament. Additionally, 50% of all Cabinet positions shall be reserved for women.
Corporate-owned media monopolies shall have their broadcasting licences reviewed to make room for genuinely independent press. Anchors acting as mouthpieces shall face accountability.
Any MLA or MP who defects from one party to another shall be barred from contesting elections — and from holding any public office — for a period of 20 years.
Membership
We do not check religion, caste, or gender. We do, however, have four (4) standards.
By force, by choice, or by principle. We don't ask.
✓ QualifyingPhysically only. The brain may continue to spiral.
✓ QualifyingMinimum 11 hours a day, including bathroom breaks.
✓ QualifyingAs long as the content is sharp, honest, and points at something that actually matters.
✓ QualifyingNo fees. No selfies with the leader. No "missed call to register."
Founder Profile
Founder & Convenor · Cockroach Janta Party
Abhijeet Dipke is a 30-year-old PR student at Boston University and former AAP volunteer who founded the Cockroach Janta Party on 16 May 2026 — within 18 hours of CJI Surya Kant's viral "cockroach" remark during a Supreme Court hearing. The party gathered over 1 lakh members in 72 hours without a single rupee of corporate funding.
Full Biography →Frequently Asked
The Cockroach Janta Party (CJP) is a political movement for India's young, lazy, unemployed and chronically online citizens — the people the system forgot to count. Five demands. Zero sponsors. One stubborn swarm. It was founded on 16 May 2026 by Abhijeet Dipke.
Cockroach Janta Party (CJP) ek political movement hai un Indians ke liye jo young, bekaar, berozgaar aur chronically online hain. Paanch maangein, zero sponsors, ek zid — yahi CJP hai. Iske sansthapak hain Abhijeet Dipke.
CJP stands for Cockroach Janta Party (also spelled Cockroach Janata Party / कॉकरोच जनता पार्टी). Same party, same swarm.
The Cockroach Janta Party was founded by Abhijeet Dipke, who serves as Founder and Convenor. He is a 30-year-old PR student at Boston University and former AAP volunteer who launched the party on 16 May 2026.
Membership is free, lifelong, and revocable only by you. Visit the Join page for the step-by-step guide. No fees. No selfies with the leader. No "missed call to register."
It is a real political movement built on satire and serious demands. It is not currently registered with the Election Commission of India (ECI), but has over 1 lakh members, five non-negotiable demands, and endorsements from sitting MPs Mahua Moitra and Kirti Azad.
Five non-negotiable demands: (1) no Rajya Sabha seats for retired Chief Justices, (2) criminal accountability for any CEC who deletes legitimate votes, (3) 50% reservation for women in Parliament and Cabinet, (4) review of corporate-owned media broadcasting licences, and (5) a 20-year ban on defecting MLAs and MPs.
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We are not here to win. We are here to refuse to leave.